It will take a herculean effort to defeat the Sox in Chicago tonight, but I have a goat at the ready and am confident that the baseball gods will cause us to prevail. The White Sox are a team full of terrible human beings who probably rape and pillage on their off days. Whereas the Twins spend every waking moment visiting terminally ill children in hospitals and rescuing little old ladies from oncoming traffic. So, on a moral sense, it's only just that the Twins crash the party tonight.
But in any case, this would be one of the greatest victories in franchise history. How does this team want to be remembered? It's all in their hands now.
So anyways, I'm hoping for a dramatic night of baseball, and hoping especially that we come out on top. In the past 7 one game playoffs, the road team has a 4-3 advantage, so here's hoping we add to that. This Twins team has the heart and the skill to go in and win. Whatever our woes in the past, nothing matters except this one game. So, here goes nothing.
Win Twins!
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